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[dogwomble]

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[dogwomble]

Well that’s just bang out of order, innit?

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[Colonel Kurtz]

“Are you going to BNGA?”

“Nah mate, she’s my sister”

 

TEFE - Tell 'em "Fuck 'em!"

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[Sagacious]

In overnight news reports that a minor earthquake in Las Vegas left 12,000 Elvis impersonators all shook up.

Of all the things I have lost I miss my mind the most.

Ozzy Osbourne

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[Colonel Kurtz]

Did you hear bout the deaf guy?

TEFE - Tell 'em "Fuck 'em!"

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[Sagacious]

How much to Pirates spend on their earnings?

About a buck an ear.

Of all the things I have lost I miss my mind the most.

Ozzy Osbourne

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[dogwomble]

Woodchucks are closely related to the groundhog. Which begs the question: How much ground could a groundhog hog if a groundhog was ground up?

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[Sagacious]

Where do bad rainbows go?

Prism.

• This reply was modified 1 year, 7 months ago by Sagacious.

Of all the things I have lost I miss my mind the most.

Ozzy Osbourne

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[dogwomble]

I have recently acquired some spinach which was a little unexpected.

But then nobody expects the spinach acquisition.

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