Dad Jokes

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July 2, 2024 at 8:36 pm #390

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Give is your “best” and “funniest” dad jokes so that the younglings don’t miss out and the dad joke does not perish from the face of the earth.

Of all the things I have lost I miss my mind the most.

Ozzy Osbourne

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July 2, 2024 at 8:37 pm #391

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What’s brown and sticky?

A stick.

Of all the things I have lost I miss my mind the most.

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July 2, 2024 at 8:38 pm #392

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What’s white and sticky?

A white stick.

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July 3, 2024 at 9:10 pm #430

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they’re good at it.

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July 4, 2024 at 2:14 pm #447

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What’s big, red and eats rocks?

A big red rock eater.

TEFE - Tell 'em "Fuck 'em!"

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July 4, 2024 at 2:14 pm #448

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What’s big, red and eats pebbles?

A big red rock eater on a diet.

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July 4, 2024 at 2:15 pm #449

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What’s big, red and eats sand?

A big red rock eater with no teeth.

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July 4, 2024 at 2:16 pm #450

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Sagacious wrote:

What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

What’s green and bushy?

A mouldy twat.

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July 4, 2024 at 8:11 pm #473

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Why do boats in Norway have barcodes?

So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.

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July 5, 2024 at 12:52 am #476

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Where did the general keep his armies?

Up his sleevies.

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July 6, 2024 at 9:53 pm #530

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What type of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok-bok-bok

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July 10, 2024 at 12:10 am #628
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How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One but the light bulb has to want to change.
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July 10, 2024 at 9:51 am #632

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How many Vietnam Veterans does it take to change a lightbulb?

You wouldn’t know man, because you weren’t there!

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July 10, 2024 at 10:09 am #637

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How do blind skydivers know when they are about to land?

The leash on the guide dog goes slack.

Of all the things I have lost I miss my mind the most.

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July 10, 2024 at 10:11 am #638

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What’s red and sits in the corner of the room?

A naughty strawberry.

Of all the things I have lost I miss my mind the most.

Ozzy Osbourne

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